17 March 2022
Well, hello there, and how do you do! Your 60th has arrived just for you. Its year 1998, and the 3rd of July, The world knows your age, so you needn't lie. Fancy celebrating in any kind of style? Well, sit back, relax and give us a smile. You'll find we've a little surprise in store But to receive it, we're taking you on a tour. Sorry its not fishing, or watching the box! Or drinking pint after pint and wetting your chops. Yet, at the end of the day, if we're feeling frisky, You may get away with a tipple of whisky. We'll tell you now, it’s nowhere exotic, Just think, it’s a treat for you, so don't knock it! With a change from cooking, gardening and cleaning, By the end of it all, you should be beaming.