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Happy 60th Bryan - Poem

Well, ­hello­ there, and ­how­ do­ you ­do!

Your ­60th ­has ­arrived ­just ­for ­you.

Its ­year ­1998,­ and ­the ­3rd ­of ­July,

The ­world ­knows ­your ­age,­ so ­you ­needn't ­lie.

Fancy ­celebrating ­in ­any ­kind ­of ­style?

Well, ­sit ­back,­ relax ­and ­give ­us­ a ­smile.

You'll ­find ­we've ­a­ little ­surprise ­in ­store

But ­to ­receive ­it, ­we're ­taking ­you­ on ­a ­tour.

Sorry­ its ­not ­fishing, ­or ­watching ­the ­box!

Or ­drinking­ pint ­after ­pint ­and ­wetting ­your­ chops.

Yet, ­at ­the ­end ­of ­the ­day,­ if ­we're ­feeling ­frisky,

You ­may ­get ­away ­with ­a ­tipple ­of ­whisky.

We'll ­tell ­you ­now, ­it’s ­nowhere ­exotic,

Just ­think, ­it’s a ­treat­ for ­you, ­so ­don't ­knock ­it!

With ­a ­change ­from ­cooking,­ gardening­ and­ cleaning,

By ­the ­end­ of­ it ­all,­ you ­should ­be ­beaming.

Leave ­your ­wallet ­at ­home, ­you ­won't ­need ­a ­dime,

Why ­change ­the ­habit ­of ­a­ lifetime!

Ain't­ it­ cracking, ­you've ­a­ day ­off ­the ­roof?

Its ­time ­you ­were ­anyway,­ to ­tell­ the ­truth!

Get ­the ­party­ poppers ­out, ­along ­with­ balloons,

And ­"sing ­the­ night ­away" ­to ­birthday ­tunes.

Special ­birthdays ­only ­come ­every­ so­ often,

Milk ­every ­one, ­they ­mustn't ­be ­forgotten.

We ­really­ wanted ­you ­to ­remember­ this ­day,

So­ make ­the ­sun­ shine,­ don't ­let ­it­ go ­grey.

OK, ­so ­we ­planned ­it, ­you ­had ­no­ choice,

But ­it’s ­not ­a­ rowdy ­party­ with ­endless ­noise.

Be ­a ­sport, ­please don't­ ignore ­it ­and­ lose­ it,

Bring ­your ­charm ­to the ­surface, ­you ­crazy ­ooozit!

So ­Happy ­Birthday­ to you, ­our ­smashing ­little ­gem,

From ­your ­wonderful­ Jan, ­and ­of ­course,­ your ­Em!

© 1998 Morgan M Bartram

My Grandparents - Poem

MY GRANDPARENTS

My childhood garden is the garden of my dreams

From when I was a baby.. and throughout my teens

I’d laze upon the lawn with Ribena at my side

Or play games with my brother, behind the shed I’d hide

I’d wander round the veggie patch and climb the lovely trees

Sit on the garden bench watching butterflies in the breeze

We’d run around the garden, chasing with Tic’n’nic

Or being send for blackberries.. yummy.. take your pick

We’d find the biggest bush and enjoy making dens

Or help Gran collect the eggs, laid by the sweet ole’ hen

Coming back from picking fruit n stains all over our cheeks

Never felt Gran and Grandad’s boot... just wouldn’t get a treat

We’d run along the path, and take our time next door

Our Aunt and Uncle lived there… lots more to explore

We’d chat along with biscuits juice and home-made cake

All the gorgeous dogs were also our best mates

Our Grandad loved the garden Granny loved the church

She loved being in the kitchen, he his pipe and perch

When she stood at the sideboard and opened up the drawer

I knew a Milky Way and 50p would land upon my paw!

Oh those polo mints left out by his bed

We always snook and took one, nowt was ever said

Grandad knew but never gave us the ear

There was enough supply to last a whole damn year

Gran comes in the room waddling on her feet

Her smile, her nose screwed like a ball… oh so very sweet

But Gran was taken from me far too young

I couldn’t cope, the pain just hung and hung

Grandad worked his garden, keeping a close eye

But after losing Gran his soul would slowly cry

Whilst he watched us playing... growing up so fast

Until such time as he would also pass

They had their ways of teaching

Their delicate ways – no preaching

We’d be teased and have a bet

We were guided well, and showed respect

CHORUS

I’ll never forget where they lived

To be their grandchild was a gift

Nor could I forget their time

Bartsholme was just divine

Gran and Grandad filled our hearts

They gave us hope from the start

Always made us feel at home

Down that country lane to Bartsholm

© 2022 Morgan M Bartram

Many Monkeys/ Monkey Way/ Monkey Land

This is a children’s program about Beannie Monkeys in their individual outfits, going about their daily lives and interacting with one another in their galaxy. This could develop as a story and turn into a film or program.

They have their homes in a magical land in space. They ride around space in their monkey spaceships or banana boat spaceships.

Their houses are exaggerated trees with smiling faces. For example, two windows to one house are the eyes; the doorway is the mouth; halfway stair window, the nose. The roofs are monkey hair.

The monkeys are all kind to each other, and the scenes are a pleasure to watch. They have fun with each other. They are kind to their own and fellow monkeys.

Some monkeys are in their batches of identical outfits. Using each of my beanie monkeys (in each of their outfits) as characters in the show.

by Morgan M Bartram

Tote bag

I designed and created this tote bag a few years ago. I don’t have time to market and try and sell it.

I need a buyer to invest in this design, market it and create sales.

by MorganElms

Talk n Show

A bit like Alexa. But, your voice is taking off, and being heard and noticed.

This is for people with a huge imagination who struggle to draw, paint or work with their hands. They would speak into the machine, and the machine will create beautiful work how you’ve asked of it.

People who also struggle to write. Speak into the machine, and it will display your words for you. Talk your ideas into a specifically designed machine and it will create the amazing work for you.

Designed by MorganElms.

Shortbread

I make beautiful home-made shortbread from a simple method that produces mouth-watering, non-dairy, lovely thick shortbread.

This shortbread has won in a horticultural competition.

This shortbread has received excellent reviews on eBay.

This shortbread has captured everyone’s heart – even those who don’t usually eat shortbread.

Made by MorganElms.

Candy, Flossie and Scraggles

This is the story of twin girls entering into a dream world with their dog, and experiencing their adventures in Bubble Land.

Bubbles are created to live in, travel in and do everything in. Snowflakes in this land are the characters/creatures of the land. The girls teach some snowflakes to be kind to each other.

The girls find comfort in Bubble Land, due to the difficulties they face with their father at home, and their lack of confidence in school and life.

When their imagination becomes tired, they return to their bubble which always gets them back home on time to their bedroom windowsill. They tend to hear their father’s voice calling them. As they re-appear through their window closing it, their father enters their room. They come out of their dreamy state until the next time.

Story by Morgan M Bartram.

Boil in a bag (like Basmati) rice broc-cauli

Will a buyer take on this idea of boil in the bag rice?

Every packet of rice I see on the shop shelves contain sweetcorn, peppers, peas. What about a rice that contains broccoli, cauliflower and spinach? It would be nice to see a different kind of mix of vegetables in my rice packet.

By MorganElms.

Trench coat

I need a fashion designer to create a trench coat, as per the design/creation I have chosen.

Just below the knee length.

Chocolate colour

Button fastening

Zip fastening

Button back cuffs, so that sleeves can be worn three quarters if easier when handling items.

Coat has a hood! I hardly see any trench coats with a hood. Not every person wants to use a brolly. Trench coats are great for keeping you dry. Why on earth is there not a hood?

Hood is fixed and has button and zip option, but no velcro. Not detachable. Buttons can fall off, zips can break. Velcro can wear out or gather dust, muck and hair.

Coat has good deep pockets. Not slanting. Plus, a slightly higher, but shorter zipped pocket.

Coat has inner chest pocket with button fastening.

Coat has pleasant orange reflector on cuffs (circling the cuff), a small panel/design on elbow, a pleasant design around the bottom of the coat. Something swirly and pleasant, but reflects.

A reflector/ semi-U shape on the back, for example, to outline where the hood would sit whilst not in use.

Plus, of course, a reflector around the edge of hood.

The coat has belt loops and a belt if you wish to tie like a buckle.

The hood also has a very subtle belt loop and buckle. With slight elastic in the hood. I get tired of drawstring that you have to keep pulling to keep hoods on, or drawstrings that creep more one side than the other, drawstrings that just catch on to everything, especially when you bend down.

I chose chocolate, because it doesn’t always show dirt easily, but with the pleasant orange reflectors, can be seen in the dark.

Waterproof, windproof, polyester.

No animal products used in this coat.

Coat designed by MorganElms.

Winter jumper

A viscose/polyester jumper. Rust in colour, for one of the colours.

Has a high turtle neck, but with buttons. So, if you get warm, you can undo, if cold, button up.

Has long sleeves, but with a tie back and button to allow you to tie back instead of rolling your sleeves up every 5 minutes.

Sleeve cuffs has roughly 3” elastic/Lycra in length.

Jumper has average size open pockets.

Jumper is not A line but fits nicely around the bottom. Some people like their bottoms covered!

However, there is also a jumper shorter for those who prefer alternative length.

No animal products used with this jumper.

Jumper designed by MorganElms.

Viscose/polyester knickers

I bought a pair of briefs years ago, but never seen this type of blend on the market since. They were beautiful and comfortable to wear. They were 50% viscose 50% polyester.

I don’t get along with silk, however, this blend had a lovely silk finish and feel. It had a very attractive, but subtle lace design on the front. The briefs were black.

I’d like to see this pair of knickers brought back to the market, hopefully with one of my own images incorporated.

Black design; lace features; red rose; material 50% viscose 50% polyester.

No silk use please, as animals are killed for this. The material blend I advise feels just as silky.

Any fashion designer willing to invest?

Designed by MorganElms.

NHS by MorganElms

Well, I came up with this idea during the time of “clapping for the NHS”. I wanted to do something for the NHS. I didn’t have the money, but thought, maybe an online charity shop for the NHS?

I started to open a Facebook page and put lots of items on the page for sale. Sadly, it didn’t take off.

I telephoned a local radio station. They didn’t seem to help.

We have lots of charity shops on the high street. We maybe have NHS shops within hospitals. However, do we actually have a charity shop for the NHS on the UK high streets?

Can this be established?

I’ll tell you now, though, no director, manager of chief gets paid for this. Charity to me means charity – no wage! Let’s face it, volunteers get no pay…

Any ambassadors prepared to give this a go?

The name stays with me, since I created and bought NHSCharityShop, but all money goes to charity.

If only I had enough money spare to open up NHS Charity Shops across the UK.

Streetfixers

To create a centre in each town/city where people can meet and collaborate with each other. It needs to be open 24 hours, because street crime can happen when streets are quiet.

Get people and crime off the streets.

Pay people to tidy places up.

Pay people to paint old buildings that need doing up.

Get teenagers to compete with each other in all day/night centres.

Youngsters/teens are probably bored with nothing to do in their towns. Crime happens.

Something for parents, too, in these centres.

Maybe indoor sports, climbing, pool/snooker sessions.

Many more ideas up my streets.

By MorganElms

Folding mobile

Who remembers those mobiles that used to flip open? Well, they don’t seem to make those anymore. If they have to be flipped open, you can’t mistakenly press any buttons whilst on the move. I wish flip-over phones were back in fashion.

Also, a phone with good/high Megapixels. A very good camera incorporated. Buttons that can be easily read, i.e., black buttons with clear, white letters, numbers and characters.

Designed by MorganElms.

Duvet in one

I need an investor to invent a new type of duvet. A duvet that does not require an outer duvet cover.

One that is tough enough to not be chewed every 5 minutes. One that has an attractive design, rather than having to place a duvet cover over it. Velcro does not always last, zips get broken, buttons can be chewed off or buttonholes wear away.

by MorganElms

Greeting card

Valentine.

by MorgamElms

Property Investment

I am looking for an investor to do a deal with us on a rent to buy/tenant buyer basis.

A small starter property that needs TLC, but maybe habitable enough to move in to.

Something up to £70k. A small 2/3 bedroom house or even bungalow with its own garden and two reception rooms and parking or street parking.

Take The Mood

Welcome to one of my images 

Can this image be invested in? 

Example, merchandise, products, advert, greetings cards. 

If any individual wishes to purchase a copy of this image by way of digital format, for their own personal use and NOT for re-sale, they can do by forwarding me an email. There will be a charge of £18.00. Once payment is received via PayPal, I will forward a digital copy via email.

By MorganElms

Water Garden

Welcome to one of my images 

Can this image be invested in? 

Example, merchandise, products, advert, greetings cards. 

If any individual wishes to purchase a copy of this image by way of digital format, for their own personal use and NOT for re-sale, they can do by forwarding me an email. There will be a charge of £18.00. Once payment is received via PayPal, I will forward a digital copy via email.

By MorganElms

Green Trees

Welcome to one of my images 

Can this image be invested in? 

Example, merchandise, products, advert, greetings cards. 

If any individual wishes to purchase a copy of this image by way of digital format, for their own personal use and NOT for re-sale, they can do by forwarding me an email. There will be a charge of £18.00. Once payment is received via PayPal, I will forward a digital copy via email.

By MorganElms

My Donkey

Welcome to one of my images 

Can this image be invested in? 

Example, merchandise, products, advert, greetings cards. 

If any individual wishes to purchase a copy of this image by way of digital format, for their own personal use and NOT for re-sale, they can do by forwarding me an email. There will be a charge of £18.00. Once payment is received via PayPal, I will forward a digital copy via email.

By MorganElms

Worlds Beyond the Trees

Welcome to one of my images 

Can this image be invested in? 

Example, merchandise, products, advert, greetings cards. 

If any individual wishes to purchase a copy of this image by way of digital format, for their own personal use and NOT for re-sale, they can do by forwarding me an email. There will be a charge of £18.00. Once payment is received via PayPal, I will forward a digital copy via email.

By MorganElms

Beautiful Blue

Welcome to one of my images 

Can this image be invested in? 

Example, merchandise, products, advert, greetings cards. 

If any individual wishes to purchase a copy of this image by way of digital format, for their own personal use and NOT for re-sale, they can do by forwarding me an email. There will be a charge of £18.00. Once payment is received via PayPal, I will forward a digital copy via email.

By MorganElms

Mental Health Tote Bag

I designed and created this tote bag a few years ago. I don’t have time to market and try and sell it.

I need a buyer to invest in this design, market it and create sales.

There's a story behind this bag, which includes a nod to the world of mental health

by MorganElms

Cattery & Equestrian businesses, North Lincolnshire

An opportunity to acquire this outstanding cattery situated in this upmarket area.

If any investor could offer me a rent to buy/business deal on this property, please do not hesitate to get in touch with me by email with your contact information.

Thank you. 

by MorganElms

Dance With Me - Poem

Come on come on come on come on

Dance with me

and share my moves

Dance with me

Step into my shoes

Dance with me

all through the night

Remembering

How you held me tight

Shake the room

like we used to do

The lights are low

it’s just me and you

Dance along

and remembering us

Two soulmates

firing lots of love

How your voice

it would soothe my ears

Calm me down

take me through the years

Your love was pure

never out of light

Your presence adorning

like a dynamite

We laughed and sang

and raised our glass

Each moment cherished

as it would pass

Come on come on

Let these moments stay

Dreaming you always

both night and day

So dance with me

show me you still care

Yes dance with me

our feelings’ still there

Dance along

and remembering us

Two soulmates

firing lots of love

Dance with me

while our heartbeats let

The memories flow

from the night we met

Dance with me

let it all be ours

Dancing along

to never-ending hours

by MorganMBartram Dec 2022

© 2022 Morgan M Bartram